I may the 1st peple who will argue with interviewer or almost want quarrel with interviewer..>
May 28th, 2009 by xiaoyang8885Interviewer–Pauly, Candidate–me,damier
I am applying the audit assistant position but then Pauly wana empoly a Tax assistant…OMG…then stil ask me go…
1:
Pauly: Freshies like a piece of blank paper, v wan the candidate who is willing to fill it full.
Me: Of coz i’m willing to fill, the problem here is r u or ur company willing to provide the ink to let me fill ?
2:
Pauly: How long u take the time to complete this application form..
Me: Around 5mins.
Pauly: here 3pieces of paper. For tax form..like form XX,it contains 30pieces of paper,nid full of question inside. BASED ON THE STATISTIC data, not more than 3ppl able to complete it within 10hrs.
Based on the statistic,the time cost around rm500,plus the other utility fee/bills,n the time i nid to review,is cost over the fee v charge for tht company.
Me: Of cz, in the begining i may take long time,freshie dun hav any experience juz like wat u said v r a piece of blank paper…sure that will take long time..after a certain time and use to it rdy…it wil take more faster n the fee v charge more than the cost..(p/s: bullshit u..)
3:
Pauly: frm ur application form,there r 3 minus point for u to apply this position.1st, u r still persuing ur study.Work in tax field,it may interrupt ur study,wat say if u nid to exam but v nt approve ur leave?
I sure that ur 1st solution is resign,according to the data.
Me:(p/s: WTF…data again) tht means ur company not support us to further study?
Pauly: My team members all complete their study rdy…but stil work like a hell. but then u stil nid to study,do u think tht u enough time?
Me: time is arrange by urself…it imposible to say nt enough…juz depend on urself either i enough or nt..
4:
Pauly: How long u will stay in our company if v employ u as 1of us..
Me: as least 3yrs.
Pauly: u sure tht?frm the statistic data, some juz work for few days,few mths,or a yr…no1 more than a yr for freshie join out tax team…
Me: no1?it is becoz u never meet the1 who able to stay longer,this doesnt mean tht every1…
5:
Pauly: Work in tax field,it challenging, dynamic,stress…meet the deadline…once didnt mean the deadline,then penalty…it is tough and stress in this field..
Me:i believed that no job is nt stress or easy…life is full of challenge n tough..v muz cope it n use to it..
and,the date i choose in this field,i m be ready to face it n cope it..
6:
Pauly: 2nd minus point, u wrt here tht u oli able to work after june. but july is the deadline for our project.if u come in after june,it’s nt fair to my team member as they oledi done their work b4…
Me:(P/s: jibai la u…then y u juz post ur vacancy?u should post b4 ur pick season mah…celaka) becoz i got my acca exam on june,so tht i nid after my exam oli work…
7:
Pauly: 3rd minus point,ur expected salary..too high..let say tht i offer u this amount..wat u can contribute to the company?izzit worth to tht?
Me:of cz…it may nt worth in the begining part…cz im still learning..and i believe tht after few projects i complete,the contribution i can contribute to ur company to unlimited..in the begining i mayb juz can contribute my effort..be hardworkin to learn..but after tht…i can provide u wit my profesional knowlege,which can help ur company to meet the client needs….
8:
Pauly: wat u knw about Real property Gain tax, tax rules?public ruling?etc…
Me:(p/s: OMG…who knows?who remembers?) real property gain tax v do skip in my tax subject becoz it is exempted ,so i dunnu abou it!
Pauly:altot exempted but it may bein assess 1day..mayb XXXXNajib says it no more exempted frm now begin….so tht ur lecturer skips this topic is wrong..
Me: (p/s:i got no right to ask me lecturer teach wat mah…the syllabus is done by them..hw i knw jek…jibai…) oic….-.-”
And got lots of jibai question he asked….asked until i almost wan stand up n say nya ngai sat!chiu ji bei…im juz a freshie…wat u expect to knw o…knw everything meh?if i knw everything then im nt a freshie n nt apply for the entry level position lo…im senior manager or director lo….
Summary….nt i dun willing to fill in my blank paper…is u dun willing to provide me the pen n ink ler…
Last,
Pauly: thx for u consume the time wit me
Me:(p/s: nt consume..is WASTING my time)…u’re welcome
Almost 1hr ler this interview..ask me the stupid question..i believed tht no1 freshie knw everything lo..
and then everything Based on the Statistic data…computer meh…data oso got error mah..sumore nw is judge a human being …nt a software or wat ler…celaka….
and hoh…didnt c the certs i brought…juz sit ther n ask…..=.=”
dun let me c u on the road by walking…i will langgar u ..sure tht!!!!!!!!!
